Astronaut Jose Hernandez

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

MEET JOSE HERNANDEZ , RETIRED ASTRONAUT !!!
NO he isn't , YES He is , no he ISN'T ....... YES HE IS!!!!!!

     Retired American Hero and Astronaut , Jose Moreno Hernandez is running for Congress in his hometown of French Camp , California ( where the hell is that ??) . This is not the issue at hand , the issue is that , a Law Firm that is supposedly neutral for the election , has sued Mr. Hernandez claiming that in fact , he is NOT an Astronaut . How could someone lie about something so easily checked , you might ask , the answer is really simple . Jose Moreno Hernandez IS AN American Hero as well as a Hero for the Great Nation of Mexico AND a retired Astronaut who DID fly the Space Shuttle Discovery in 2009 . Once in orbit , El Señor Hernandez became the first person to ever Speak Spanish in space , and to that , we say ORALE !!!!

   The idiots , ummm , law firm that has pressed forward with the lawsuit , claim that Mr. Hernandez , being retired , can no longer claim to be an astronaut because , according to them , " Hernandez's attempted use of 'astronaut' violates the Election Code's unambiguous requirement that a candidate's ballot designation reflect one's current profession, vocation, or one held during the previous calendar year," . In other words they want to stop him from saying that he is an Astronaut because he is retired and has not worked as an Astronaut for more than a year . TheBochinche has ALWAYS thought that when you accomplish something as incredible as studying for AND going into space , you get to call yourself an Astronaut for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND
others must respect that by giving you your due .

   In fact , at this very moment , the Whole United States is OR will be celebrating the Orbiting Flight that John Glenn , Alan Shepard and 5 others did way back in 1962 AND ain't NOBODY telling them that they are NOT an Astronaut !!!! Let's stop this nonsense , the lawsuit is clearly an attempt to make this Democratic Candidate look bad and or confuse the issue so that they may affect his votes , but you know what IS going to happen ............ TheBochinche predicts that there will be a severe backlash against the opponents of this genuine American Hero and he will win ................... EASILY !!!!!!!

¿¿ HAVE YOU HEARD ??