Elian Gonzalez
It was the year 2000 and TheBochinche.Com was but a wee speck in the EYE of our Papi, El Señor Bochinche.Com when
an INTERNATIONAL conflict ERUPTED between Cuba and the United States!! (and we don't mean the international Celia Cruz
look-a-like competition NEITHER... AZUCAR!!!!). A small Cuban boy named Elian Gonzalez was found drifting AFLOAT in a raft after his mother
fled persecution from communist CUBA... (or so the story goes....'cause you know WE HEARD, Elian's momma was fleeing INTO the arms of
ANOTHER MAN that she was seeing in Miami!..SEE!......but those were just SCURRILOUS RUMORS!)
Anyhoo, a major legal battle erupted over whether ELIAN should STAY with his relatives in Havana, Miami or be returned to his
Papi (EL VENAO!) in HAVANA, CUBA. Well cooler heads prevailed and Elian was REUNITED with his Papi in Cuba while the relatives in Miami were left to EAT CAKE..or maybe FLAN.
Well, fast forward to 2010 and Elian has, ahem, FILLED OUT a bit....here and there...and there....
Take a look at the Future El Presidente of Cuba ELIAN GONZALEZ!! We would like to nominate The Bochinche.Com as Secretary of the Presidente!!! Lookin' Goooood Elian!!
( You hear it at TheBochinche.Com first )
