DISGRACED FOOD NETWORK
CHEF , JUAN CARLOS CRUZ ,
TO ACCEPT PLEA DEAL
Juan Carlos Cruz , The Calorie Commando , has decided
to accept a plea deal in the attempted murder case involving
Jennifer Campbell , his wife . Dejame contarte el chingin'
chingin' , If you remember este estupido tried to hire homeless people
to kill his wife in Santa Monica but you not gonna believe his reason .
Supposedly his wife was Cuh ( wait for it !!!! ) Razy over the fact that she could
not have kids and wanted to die but for religous reasons couldn't commit suicide .
Dumbass Cruz , uhh sorry , Juan Carlos then goes out and finds these homeless guys
and asks them to do the deed , Instead they report this to the Po - Po and the rest as they
say is History . Now he pleads to Solicitation of Murder which will give him 9 FAT ones in the
Bing ....................
And Still that's better than Attempted Murder which carries LIFE with it !!!!!!!!!!