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Thursday, January 05, 2012

MIAMI BECOMES THE
" ALMOND JOY " OF BASEBALL !!!!!




   Cause Almond Joys got Nuts , Mounds Don't and this is exactly how baseball fans should think of this seasons lineup when it comes to The Miami Marlins . Hanley Ramirez , everybodys favorite Part Time Nut Job, remember , the team told him to take off his Mister Tee starter set and cut the mullet , so what does he do ??????? Hanley takes off his shirt and , using Black marker , writes, I'm Sick of  This Shit , on his chest, while taking a leisurely stroll around , in and through the stadium . Just for that bit of Comedy , Hanley gets a Gold star from TheBochinche !!!!! As for Carlos Zambrano , you remember the story we did on good ole' Carlos Zamby Zam , he got thrown out of a Baseball game and then turned around and threw out the Umpire that had just thrown HIM out of the game !!!!!!! Unfortunately , that's NOT all , Carlos was having a disaster of a season with the Cubs last year and at one point was losing a game sooooo , he leaves the game and while sitting on the bench , watching his team lose , he decides RIGHT THEN , that he is retiring from Baseball effective immediately . All TheBochinche can say is , bring your lighters and Flip Cams when you go to a Miami Marlins game this year cause' you never know when the Fireworks will start !!!!!!!!

That's TheBochinche !!!!!!!!!