Sammy Sosa
Baseballer Sammy Sosa was recently spotted out at the Mandalay Resort in Las Vegas
and it appears he may have, uh, made some ADJUSTMENTS to his look
A picture has recently surfaced that claims to be that of former Chicago Cub Sammy Sosa. You might notice in the pic that Sosa's complexion looks a WEE BIT lighter than it was before. And by "wee bit" we mean a HELLUVA LOT!! Now We're not quite sure what to make of this photo (assuming it's really him and not the love child of Michael Jackson and The Joker) but we're hoping it's a fake (actually we're praying). According to people close to the situation (and it is definitely a SITUATION) Sosa has been undergoing SKIN REJUVENATION due to the many years playing baseball in the sun ('cause he's prolly not use to the sun, being from, uh, The Dominican Republic) and that perhaps the lightening was some sort of "unintended consequence." Now we could believe that, EXCEPT for the fact that the skin rejuvenation appears to have given him GREEN EYES AND STRAIGHT HAIR TOO! It's all a little suspect to The Bochinche.com so all we're gonna say is WATCH THE NOSE FOLKS, WATCH THE NOSE!!
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